Imelda Marcos Ellis
I’m a fashion statement. Unfortunately, the statement is: “Patty, what the heck are you wearing?”
If there’s a chromosome for loving fashion and clothes, I didn’t get it. I have no talent or fashion sense, I have no idea how colors go together, and I’d rather put pins in my eyes than go clothes shopping.
Except for golf shoes! I just love golf shoes. And not just any golf shoes – golf shoes on sale. Oooh, just saying “golf shoes” and “sale” in the same sentence gives me the warm fuzzies.
One year I bought 4 pair on vacation in Myrtle Beach, then just three weeks later bought another 4 pair on sale in Boca. I saw one pair (only $49.99) that I couldn’t decide if I loved or hated, so I asked the store-clerk what she thought. She said she hated […]