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But exclusive courses can be a minefield of gaffes for a public course hack like me. Just parking my car poses a problem. Once, I was pulling into a parking space when I noticed every single car around me was a Mercedes, BMW, Jaguar … geees, is that a Rolls? I parked my ten-year old Subaru down the hill in the secondary lot.
Then there’s the “only change your golf shoes in the locker room like you have some class” rule. If this were a public course, I’d put my golf shoes on in my car like everyone else (once I was so lazy I actually left my house in my spikes). But not at the […]
I got really lucky in the spouse department. Rebecca and I have been together 22 years. And although I tease her that they’ve been the best 6 years of my life, all 22 have been wonderful.
Rebecca’s not athletic – au contraire. Her favorite statement, which she says proudly, is “I don’t do anything with balls involved.” In fact, she’s so non-athletic she’s like Einstein’s “antimatter”. Antimatter isn’t the lack of matter, and it’s not a vacuum, it’s ANTI-matter. Rebecca isn’t just not an athlete, she’s the ANTI-athlete. Stand too close to her and you won’t be able to putt.
So what makes Rebecca the golfer’s perfect spouse? Simply put, she considers my passion for golf to be a good thing. I’ve heard other golfer’s spouses say “you’re addicted to golf” or “you’re obsessed […]
I finished the 15th hole of a course down in Florida this past Thanksgiving week and there were two maintenance workers working hard in the heat. I often say hello to maintenance workers. I’m sure they couldn’t care less about me, but they work really hard so I can have fun, and it just doesn’t feel right to walk by and ignore them. I assumed (correctly) that they were Hispanic and said, “Buenos días.” They smiled and responded, “Buenos días.”
While walking away I had an interesting thought: out of the 7.6 billion people in the world, the three of us took actions in our lives that brought us together to this exact same place at this exact same moment. But then I thought: we couldn’t have had more different paths.
I assume their original homeland didn’t have enough work for them to […]
There are few sports where honor plays as prominent a role as it does in golf. The reason? There aren’t any rules officials – we’re on our own to call rules infractions on ourselves. Even if we accidentally move our golf ball 1/16 of an inch, in the woods, 100 yards from our nearest competitor, we assess ourselves a penalty stroke. And while officials are made available at some tournaments, golfers still call infractions on themselves when officials aren’t present. This is why golf is known as a game of honor.
Compare this to other sports:
- Football, where some say the mantra is “if you’re not cheating, you’re not trying.” Don’t get me wrong, I’m a huge NFL fan and love football for its athleticism, power and speed. But honor? Not its strong suit.
- Baseball, where even Derek […]
That’s how I feel on the golf course. Sometimes I look like someone who’s played golf before. I’m not a great player, but it’s clear I’ve played before.
But then this BI&T$#CH “cousin” Cathy shows up – unwelcomed, uninvited and possibly high on drugs – and takes over my golf game. She can’t even hold a club properly. Her takeaway is bad, she has no follow-through, and she can’t chip or putt. I hate her!
And she doesn’t just show up between rounds, sometimes she takes over in the middle of a round! I had one round going where I was 2 over par after 9 holes. I’m thinking I can break 80. […]
For my non-golfing readers, a player can concede their opponent’s next putt – one that is usually so short it’s virtually certain of being made anyway – by saying something like “that’s good.”
On the 17th hole of close match, American Alison Lee thought she’d heard one of her European opponents (either Pettersen or Charley Hull) say “that’s good”, so she picked up her 18-inch putt. But neither Pettersen nor Hull had said it, so the Americans lost the hole and eventually the match.
The controversy stems from the fact that almost all competitors, especially professionals, concede 18-inch putts. In fact, if your friends don’t give you an 18-inch putt, you need new friends.
But I’m not surprised this controversy was about Pettersen and failure […]
I was very sad to learn that Louise Suggs passed away on Friday. I’ve been a fan of the LPGA since I started playing golf and Ms. Suggs’ legacy, as a feisty competitor and quick-witted personality, is legendary. But it’s not her golf I’ll miss – there’s great golf today – it’s her personality. Players today just don’t seem to have the same spontaneity and, well, fun.
Ms. Suggs once said: “Golf is very much like a love affair – if you don’t take it seriously, it’s no fun. But if you do, it breaks your heart.” Today’s LPGA players are great, but I just can’t picture any of them saying something like this.
Maybe today’s players are just products of their times. They seem to be unable to take golf seriously AND have fun. They have “peeps” that manage them, they […]
If you read my blog post titled Then Vs. Now, you know I miss the lack of spontaneity, authenticity and even enjoyment shown by today’s professional golfers. Did you happen to catch Roberta Vinci beating Serena Williams today? I know that was a tennis match and this is a golf blog, but Vinci’s post-match interview was everything I love about sports and athletes. http://espn.go.com/
Serena Williams was on a path to make tennis history and seemed unbeatable. Then Roberta Vinci, not even ranked and against all odds, beat her.
The victory itself was incredible, but the way Vinci dealt with it was just as impressive. I can’t remember seeing as much pure joy, spontaneity and authenticity in an athlete as I did today.
First off, she said the unthinkable. She apologized. Yes, you read that right, SHE APOLOGIZED. She actually had the sensitivity […]
Bob, two other friends and I were on the 18th hole of the Blue Course at Bethpage State Park. Bob had a difficult 50-yard approach shot up a hill and over a very steep greenside bunker. But Bob has a great short game. Confidently, he looked up at the green, then back at the ball. Again, up at the green, back at the ball. Then one last time up at the green, and there it was…
A car! And no small Toyota or Honda – it was a huge 1970s Impala, or something like that. And it was coming over the hill and down the cart path straight at Bob.
It all happened so fast. […]