In 2010, I visited Lebanon, my ancestral homeland – where, shockingly, there’s a golf course! Who knew? I mean, Lebanon – it just doesn’t scream golf. It screams hummus and grape leaves, and maybe bombs, but golf?
But yes, indeed, in 1923 the Golf Club of Lebanon was opened right in the heart of Beirut, and I couldn’t resist playing it.
Just getting to the course was an adventure. The cab driver spoke very little English and while I know a lot of Arabic words, they’re almost all food and curses. But after a few animated swings and repeating the word “golf,” we made it to the course.
Was I expecting a beautiful masonry welcome gate here in Beirut? No. But I also wasn’t expecting the army check-point gate either… complete with a guard! The driver said something to the guard in Arabic (I’m guessing “nut job American woman wants to play golf”), and the gate went up.
I was greeted by a man who turned out to be my caddie and spoke perfect English. He led me to the Pro Shop, I paid my greens fees, bought a hat, and off we went.
This blog is supposed to be light and airy and hopefully funny, but on the first hole, the caddie told me that a few months earlier, a female golfer was raped on the 6th fairway.
WTF am I doing here?
Couple that with Hezbollah. Hezbollah is a militant Islamic organization which, in the absence of a strong Lebanese political system, has moved into Lebanon. It doesn’t control all of Lebanon, but it controls a lot of it, including the area where the golf course is.
I couldn’t keep thoughts of Hezbollah guerrillas and rape out of my head. Line up a putt, Hezbollah guerrillas. Hit a 9-iron, woman got raped. Take out my driver – Hezbollah guerrillas. What a lovely day of golf this was going to be!
And actually, it was. My round was Hezbollah guerrillas and rape free, and truth be told, it was really cool. For my entire childhood, I listened to my grandfather talk about how beautiful Lebanon and Beirut were and here I was playing the sport I love in my beautiful ancestral homeland. Snow-capped mountains in the distance, the Mediterranean glistening in the sun. And not only did the caddie read putts well, he taught me how to keep score in Arabic.
In fact, it was such a great day, I decided I’d play the course again – as soon as they move it to Pennsylvania.
This was so great, Patty. You are an amazing writer. I loved it! I never knew you visited Lebanon. Glad you got to experience it and also play golf. Can’t wait to read your next blog.
Love Your Cousin,
Stacy
Awesome writing DAL. Just love it. Please keep ’em coming!!!!!
Devastating what has happened to the beautiful country of Lebanon. I think once known as the Paris of the Middle East…not surprised that they have a golf course… And unfortunately not surprised about the 6th fairway incident… Hopefully one day you will be back on that fairway…and have a much more relaxing round. Xoxo
Great blog! I’m pretty sure I would have walked off the course after the rape story, especially if there weren’t many people playing. How were the greens and fairways? Well watered? No craters?
Steve
Hi Steve. The course was in just ok shape – but the layout was fantastic. Lots of elevation changes and doglegs. Each hole was interesting and different – I love a course where I can remember all 18 holes after just having played it once.
No stuffed grape leaves or Kibbeh at the turn? Nice writing. Keep it coming. This one was a little scary for you.
Great post Patty. Funny and poignant in the face of sad and potentially frightening circumstances.
Hi Patti, Loved the blog about golf and Beirut. I’ve been to Lebanon 3x in the early 70s, but have always, always wanted to go back. If I do, I’ll be sure to play the course.
Lebanon was one of the most welcoming of countries I’ve ever been to — the people are warm, inviting and hospitable, the food superb and the scenery is beautiful — lots of interesting things to do and see. We visited our ancestral village in the mountains where life was slow and easy — lots of home grown food, water drawn from a stream coming down from the mountain, etc. We were treated like royalty by ALL of the villagers, not just our relatives whom we just met. We went with my Mother, Father, two brothers, and two aunts and met up with other cousins from the US. It was the trip of a lifetime. I’ve just been waiting until it seemed safe to go back. I guess you found it to be so. I’m glad you got to experience it and the golf course!
Marilyn
Oh Marilyn, it’s so great to hear from you!! What village? My family is from Baskinta.
Your caddy took a great picture of you, Patty. I’ve never seen you in makeup. 🙂
I know, I look great in this photo, don’t I??
Keep writing Patty! Who knew the Copiage school system had such a good writer in the alumni! And brave and crazy at the same time.
Patty,
I just read your blog about a golf course in Lebanon. I enjoyed it very much was about to leave you a response when I realized I had already responded four years ago! LOL! However, I did just see your response to me asking about what Village my family is from. They are from Aiteneet in the Bekaa valley. As I said, I would love to go back, and if I ever do, I will try and play that golf course! Hope all is well with you.
Best,
Marilyn
So great to hear from you Marilyn!! It’s a wonderful country, beyond beautiful. The golf course was in okay shape, but the “bones” were terrific. But yes, you should absolutely play it.