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The Golfer and the Porn Star

I couldn’t get a flight out after a recent golf trip, so I was staying at a VERY REPUTABLE Orlando hotel prior to my morning flight and went down to the bar to watch Sunday Night Football.  John sat down next to me.  We hit it off and were chatting when a woman sat down on the other side of him. The two of us were so different I wondered if we were members of the same species!   She was tattooed from head to toe.  How did I know from head to [...]

December 19th, 2018|3 Comments

A Silver Lining

I knew something was wrong as soon as I saw my sagging travel golf bag on the baggage carousel.  I opened up the bag and the driver head fell out, then my seven iron head, then...  “Crummy Airlines USA” had snapped every club in my bag.  In fact, the devastation was so total, even the golf bag itself, the one inside the travel bag, had its spine broken.  Insert sobbing sound here. There’s a reason my clubs were 25 years old – I loved them!  If my sand wedge were human, I would [...]

February 1st, 2018|12 Comments

Gratitude – Happy Thanksgiving

I finished the 15th hole of a course down in Florida this past Thanksgiving week and there were two maintenance workers working hard in the heat.  I often say hello to maintenance workers.  I’m sure they couldn’t care less about me, but they work really hard so I can have fun, and it just doesn’t feel right to walk by and ignore them.  I assumed (correctly) that they were Hispanic and said, “Buenos días.”  They smiled and responded, “Buenos días.” While walking away I had an interesting thought:  out of the 7.6 [...]

November 28th, 2017|12 Comments

A Perfect Day

Just like in life, sometimes all the stars align for a perfect day of golf.  That’s what happened last week. TIMING – CHECK!  The first thing this perfect day needed was a canceled trip.  My friend Anne Marie was supposed to go to Georgia but her trip got canceled at the last minute.  So, on the spur of the moment, she needed 3 friends who were available to play in her club’s Member-Guest.  HA!  I’m ALWAYS available! COURSE – CHECK!   When I first moved to PA, I was given a list of [...]

September 27th, 2017|4 Comments