I couldn’t get a flight out after a recent golf trip, so I was staying at a VERY REPUTABLE Orlando hotel prior to my morning flight and went down to the bar to watch Sunday Night Football. John sat down next to me. We hit it off and were chatting when a woman sat down on the other side of him.
The two of us were so different I wondered if we were members of the same species! She was tattooed from head to toe. How did I know from head to toe? Because her skin was visible pretty much from head to toe. I was wearing a sweater, Dockers, sweat socks, and loafers.
She was wearing stilettos that hurt my ankles just to look at.
Two of her tattoos were very prominent: two skull tattoos right above her… uh, um, bosom. Now, that’s […]